Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i was born a porn star she said
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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