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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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