hotel room ftw
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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