I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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