I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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