no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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