i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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