my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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