Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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