I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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