There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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