oh god the rape fog is back!
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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