is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Nobody cheats on THIS.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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