And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Last time i carry you out of a forest
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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