I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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