i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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