my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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