I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
