U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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