new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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