I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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