It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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