i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Randomize
