What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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