nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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