She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Randomize
