brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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