Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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