I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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