Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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