Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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