I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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