So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Randomize
