the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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