New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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