.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Randomize
