Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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