Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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