Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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