New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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