i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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