I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
someone owes me an orgasm
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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