Please don't use social media to get back at me.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
