so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
