so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Randomize
