Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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