She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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