You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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