I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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