And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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