i just google imaged poop.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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