i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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