why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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