Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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